Over 30 hilarious Broadway songs are presented in this collection for Piano and Voice, including the songs Bewitched • Brush up Your Shakespeare • Comedy Tonight • Everybody Ought to Have a Maid • He Vas My Boyfriend • Heil Myself • I Cain't Say No • I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today • Love Is My Legs • Me • One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man • The Song That Goes like This • Stepsisters' Lament • You'll Be Back and more.
Contents
Bewitched (from PAL JOEY)
Brush Up Your Shakespeare (from KISS ME, KATE)
Comedy Tonight (from A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM)
Everybody Ought To Have A Maid (from A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM)
Great Big Stuff (from DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS)
Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band? (Have You Ever Heard The German Band?) (From The Producers)
Hard To Be The Bard (from SOMETHING ROTTEN!)
He Vas My Boyfriend (from YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN)
Heil Myself (from THE PRODUCERS)
I Am Aldolpho (from THE DROWSY CHAPERONE)
I Cain't Say No (from OKLAHOMA!)
I Don't Understand The Poor (from A GENTLEMAN'S GUIDE TO LOVE & MURDER)
If You Were Gay (from the Broadway Musical AVENUE Q)
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today (from the Broadway Musical AVENUE Q)
Kids! (from BYE BYE BIRDIE)
Les Poissons (from THE LITTLE MERMAID)
Love Is My Legs (from DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS)
Me (from BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL)
My New Philosophy (From You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown)
Nothing (from A CHORUS LINE)
One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man (from WONDERFUL TOWN)
Out Of The Sun (from HONEYMOON IN VEGAS)
Real Live Girl (from LITTLE ME)
Show Off (from THE DROWSY CHAPERONE)
Shy (from ONCE UPON A MATTRESS)
Special (from the Broadway Musical AVENUE Q)
Stepsisters' Lament (from CINDERELLA)
The Baby Song (From I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change)
The Song That Goes Like This (from Monty Python's Spamalot)
To Keep My Love Alive (from A CONNECTICUT YANKEE)
Whatever Happened To My Part? (from MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT)
Where Is The Life That Late I Led? (from KISS ME, KATE)
You Won't Succeed On Broadway (from MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT)
You'll Be Back (from HAMILTON)
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