First published in paperback form in 1977, this collection of 41 songs represents a definitive publication of the songs of Michael Flanders and Donald Swann. Lyrics written out in full before each song. With an introduction by Donald Swann and including numerous illustrations by distinguished artists and cartoonists.
Contents
A Song Of The Weather
A Transport Of Delight (The Omnibus)
All Gall
Ballad Of The Rich
Bedstead Men
Budget Song
Design For Living
Excelsior
Guide To Britten
Ill Wind
In The Bath
Last Of The Line
Madiera, M'dear?
Misalliance
Motor Perpetio
P**p*b****b**d******
Philological Waltz (Tonga)
Pillar To Post
Rain On The Plage
Slow Train
Song Of Patriotic Prejudice
Song Of The Reproduction
The Album
The Armadillo
The Elephant
The Gas-man Cometh
The Gnu
The Hippopotamus
The Lord Chamberlain's Regulations
The Ostrich
The Reluctant Cannibal
The Rhinoceros
The Sloth
The Spider
The Warthog
The Whale (Mopy Dick)
The Wild Boar
The Wompom
Twenty Tons Of Tnt
Twice Shy
Vanessa
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